Brother Michael Dimond takes over the DDF, Sede Picante buys Avoiding Babylon with Kokx cash, and the SSPX consecrations become the social event of the year.
you bastard. I really thought trad Inc had a breakdown and was avout to comment on how we need to be careful about chronic liars publicly converting, halfway through i realized what date it was.
LOL! Hilarious...thank you! I was smiling and then this statement made me laugh out loud! "The donkey survived unharmed and is now being widely praised across Catholic media as the most stable doctrinal presence in the Roman Curia." Of course, the pics also were great. Happy April Fools day! What a gift you are.
My husband and I both read your column and he said it was obvious that I hadn't read it yet today because he hadn't heard any shrieks of laughter.... so I read it, and laughed so much that I had tears rolling down my face, feeling a little guilty for laughing so ridiculously during Holy Week! Thanks so much! You are such a gifted writer and of course I've "shared" it!
You, sir, are pure genius. AI is pure internet meme gold. Only one addition, if I may:
Brother Michael Dimond, upon his ascent to the throne of the DDF, immediately returns it to its original name—The Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition.
Just what I needed on a rotten miserable rainy day after a night of nasty storms - the best laugh I've had in a long time. I particularly liked the Trump part; you captured the manner of his speech perfectly. I could almost hear his voice. And also the Brother Dimond bit; I found myself reading faster, in the same way he speaks - so quickly that you can barely keep up. Would that it were true. God bless your Holy Week, Chris, and give you a joyous Easter.
A boy can dream.
The part about Trump was so believable
If he actually believed in God.
you bastard. I really thought trad Inc had a breakdown and was avout to comment on how we need to be careful about chronic liars publicly converting, halfway through i realized what date it was.
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April Fools…needed a good laugh today.
LOL. Almost believed the Trump stuff. Then my better half reminded me it was April fools day
Thanks Chris
LOL! Hilarious...thank you! I was smiling and then this statement made me laugh out loud! "The donkey survived unharmed and is now being widely praised across Catholic media as the most stable doctrinal presence in the Roman Curia." Of course, the pics also were great. Happy April Fools day! What a gift you are.
God bless and keep you!
Love that donkey face in the picture!
"Best April First article ever written!"
My husband and I both read your column and he said it was obvious that I hadn't read it yet today because he hadn't heard any shrieks of laughter.... so I read it, and laughed so much that I had tears rolling down my face, feeling a little guilty for laughing so ridiculously during Holy Week! Thanks so much! You are such a gifted writer and of course I've "shared" it!
Exactly the same here - except I beat my wife to it!
You, sir, are pure genius. AI is pure internet meme gold. Only one addition, if I may:
Brother Michael Dimond, upon his ascent to the throne of the DDF, immediately returns it to its original name—The Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition.
April 1 came early when you know who blessed a block of ice before cocktails. LOL
Yeah, but the ice "blessing" was not a joke.
Sure it was only he doesn't get it yet.
Amen. I used to do stuff like that only AFTER cocktails!
With or without the lampshade you naughty boy!
You've made so many happy faces???
I have laughed in my life, as well as cried in my life. I had much rather laugh!
Thanks, Chris! “All work and no play make Jack or Jane a dull Catholic."
How do I size up a person? Simple. Some use a firm handshake; some use a beer...me?
I ask: "Can this person laugh at themselves as well as others?" BAM! I'm with you.
You know, I'm starting to think this might be satirical.
Which part was satire?
Brilliant BTW
Completely agree!!
I am totally with Padre Peregrino!!!
So grateful for your writings Chris!!!
Blessed be Jesus Whose mother is Mary, CoRedemptrix, Mediatrix of All Graces and Queen of all creatures!!!
I was also much impressed by your mastery of Trumpspeak.
This is excellent and brilliant. Thank you for making me laugh today Chris.
Just what I needed on a rotten miserable rainy day after a night of nasty storms - the best laugh I've had in a long time. I particularly liked the Trump part; you captured the manner of his speech perfectly. I could almost hear his voice. And also the Brother Dimond bit; I found myself reading faster, in the same way he speaks - so quickly that you can barely keep up. Would that it were true. God bless your Holy Week, Chris, and give you a joyous Easter.
Yes, would that it were true...